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		Joe has two irritating problems:  a 
		painful toothache and having to baby-sit with his brother Rupert, who 
		sits up crying all day.  He enlists the aid of the gang, but it 
		seems that every time Rupert finally dozes off, some nearby commotion 
		wakes him up again.  When mother returns home, Joe is able to take 
		his mind off Rupert for awhile and concentrate on the toothache instead.  
		He's got a dollar to have the tooth pulled by a local dentist, but 
		Farina convinces him to save the money and let the gang do the work.  
		With one end of a string tied to the tooth and the other wrapped around 
		the tail of canine Pete, the job is swiftly accomplished; but the dollar 
		bill has fallen into the hands of baby brother Wheezer, who sells it to 
		a sharp-eyed youngster for a penny.  The gang takes off after the 
		conniving kid for a chase finale. 
		Noisy Noises takes come simple comic 
		ideas and makes the most of them.  One could hardly ask for more 
		satisfying results.  Rupert is the cryingest baby either side of 
		the Rockies, but like most such infants, he has a sixth senses about 
		when to cry so the effect will be most annoying.  Joe tries to 
		rock him to sleep, and the child begins to nap when suddenly a man next 
		door starts practicing his bass fiddle.  Snap—Rupert 
		is up and bawling.  But when poor, beleaguered Joe rocks the cradle 
		to vigorously that the wooden structure falls apart, Rupert seems 
		downright amused, and even more so when the bumbling older brother trips 
		over himself trying to transfer him to a baby carriage.  The 
		ultimate irony comes when, near the end of the film, Rupert's carriage 
		breaks loose  and rolls down a steep hill into the midst of 
		traffic; cars swerve just in time to avoid crashing into the 
		perambulator.  As frosting on the cake, a monkey somehow gets into 
		the act and leaps into the runaway carriage next to Rupert who 
		immediately clings to the animal.  And is this obstreperous crybaby 
		shedding tears during such a frightening experience?  Of course 
		not.  He's having the time of his life, while Joe is going crazy. 
		Entitling this short Noisy Noises was 
		doubtless an advertising ploy aimed at sound-conscious exhibitors and 
		the growing legion of box office customers who had been sampling some of 
		the experimental part-talkies over the past year and were clamoring for 
		more.  Hal Roach had not yet produced his first talking comedy but 
		in a primitive attempt to blend sound with moving images, Roach was 
		delivering music and sound effects tracks together with his picture 
		negatives to MGM.  Though no such recorded tracks or discs for 
		Noisy Noises can be located today, the original sound effects and 
		discordant musical instruments (not requiring the same kind of precise 
		synchronization that dialogue did) were probably quite convincing, even 
		startling, for 1929 audiences in the unique position of straddling 
		movies' silent and sound eras. 
		Some of the "noise" gags are quite funny, 
		and most of them deal with music.  The bowing of a bass fiddle next 
		door vibrates all the furniture in the room, while a tuba player's 
		blasts send the curtains on his windows flapping in the air!  Best 
		of all is a portly woman who comes for a voice lesson; her teacher, well 
		prepared, has cotton in his ears to shield himself from her crackling 
		coloratura.  "Sounds like murder," says Farina when he hears it.  
		The gang gets her out of the way by sending a mouse scurrying into the 
		room; one look and the lady dives out the apartment window in fright. 
		One gag used in Noisy Noises has 
		always retained a certain fascination, for it falls into the Silent 
		Comedy Lexicon, a magna carta of established rules that prevail 
		in comedy films and nowhere else on earth.  When the gang is trying 
		to figure out a way to quiet the tuba player, a passing fruit vendor 
		suggests that if they suck on lemons in front of him, his lips will 
		pucker up and he'll be unable to play.  This gag (and its first 
		cousin, where someone swallows a dose of alum with similar consequences) 
		turns up in countless comedy films, including the Our Gang talkie
		Mike Fright.  Apparently following another non-sequitur 
		comedy precept, the one that holds, "Seeing is believing," Roach 
		gag-writers counted on young viewers simply accepting such nonsense—and 
		of course, we did! 
		On the other hand, one gag sequence near the 
		end of the film derives its humor from total audience identification.  
		After Farina ties one end of a string to Joe's tooth and the other to 
		Pete's tail, he tells "Round Boy" to stand still as Pete runs after a 
		ball.  Naturally, when Pete starts running, Joe can't stand the 
		suspense and has to run after him to keep the rope slack; the idea of 
		standing there and letting the tooth be yanked is too much to bear—as it 
		probably would be for any of us.  The tooth is pulled only when Joe 
		is distracted by something else—and then, of course, he doesn't even 
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